Bigwondonster Bossgodweg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic wolf.

Bigwondonster Bossgodweg created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigwondonster Bossgodweg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bigwondonster Bossgodweg, he will strike you with lightening.

Bigwondonster Bossgodweg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bigwondonster Bossgodweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Bigwondonster Bossgodweg loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.