Vagfotceb is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish wyvern.

Vagfotceb created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagfotceb, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vagfotceb, she will turn you into a duck.

Vagfotceb's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vagfotceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of whales.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.