Gunbessdon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful squirrel.

Gunbessdon created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbessdon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gunbessdon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gunbessdon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gunbessdon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Worship no other gods but Gunbessdon.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gunbessdon.