Larntif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet centaur.

Larntif created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Larntif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larntif, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Larntif's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Larntif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Hide if six porpoises approach from the west.

3. Larntif loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.