Boggumrill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Boggumrill created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggumrill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Boggumrill, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Boggumrill's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Boggumrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Put Boggumrill first in all things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Boggumrill.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.