Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional donkey.

Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Worship no other gods but Pomsashap Lamnurllamquaf.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.