Wabhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast scorpion.

Wabhiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabhiv, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabhiv, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wabhiv's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wabhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your head white.