Wotbatvog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sapient goose.

Wotbatvog created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbatvog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wotbatvog, it will turn you into a tree.

Wotbatvog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wotbatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Put Wotbatvog first in all things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wotbatvog.

5. Feed all hungry seals.