Minzogveen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest walrus.

Minzogveen created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minzogveen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minzogveen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Minzogveen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Minzogveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed parsnips to sharks while wearing gray stockings.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Fast once a month.