Quartbelldap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless raccoon.

Quartbelldap created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartbelldap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quartbelldap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quartbelldap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quartbelldap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.