Fenzakfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous wolf.

Fenzakfeb created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenzakfeb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fenzakfeb, he will think nothing of it.

Fenzakfeb's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fenzakfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fenzakfeb.

5. Never write about cell theory.