Rillgedmum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair troll.

Rillgedmum created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgedmum, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillgedmum, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rillgedmum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rillgedmum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.