Fligbapget is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous bear.

Fligbapget created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Fligbapget, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fligbapget, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fligbapget's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fligbapget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Fligbapget loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.