Pasxemvad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, blissful deer.

Pasxemvad created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasxemvad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pasxemvad, it will not care.

Pasxemvad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pasxemvad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pasxemvad three times a day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasxemvad.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.