Cedlidquill is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unjust aardvark.

Cedlidquill created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cedlidquill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedlidquill, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cedlidquill's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cedlidquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cedlidquill's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedlidquill.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.