Rilbudgat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humane ant.

Rilbudgat created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbudgat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rilbudgat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rilbudgat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rilbudgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck pink.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not hurt mites.