Gedcutfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty dragon.

Gedcutfly created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcutfly, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gedcutfly, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gedcutfly's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gedcutfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not kill monkeys.