Pomfabcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow crow.

Pomfabcum created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfabcum, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomfabcum, he will ignore you.

Pomfabcum's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pomfabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.