Tonkcethamzodhaskemnig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving raccoon.

Tonkcethamzodhaskemnig created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcethamzodhaskemnig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tonkcethamzodhaskemnig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tonkcethamzodhaskemnig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tonkcethamzodhaskemnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.