Fomtifbogzim is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable swan.

Fomtifbogzim created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomtifbogzim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomtifbogzim, he will come to you in dreams.

Fomtifbogzim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fomtifbogzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Always obey Fomtifbogzim's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.