Jabzodrip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered shrew.

Jabzodrip created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabzodrip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jabzodrip, she will think nothing of it.

Jabzodrip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jabzodrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not take Jabzodrip's name in vain.