Ciplantab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering armadillo.

Ciplantab created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciplantab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ciplantab, she will not invite you to parties.

Ciplantab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ciplantab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at planets.