Volxuckjop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, staggering wyrm.

Volxuckjop created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Volxuckjop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Volxuckjop, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Volxuckjop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Volxuckjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Do not listen to music.