Kemomtcudnadvagfem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent wombat.

Kemomtcudnadvagfem created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemomtcudnadvagfem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kemomtcudnadvagfem, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kemomtcudnadvagfem's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kemomtcudnadvagfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. You must pray to Kemomtcudnadvagfem eight times a day.