Cubdimyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty warg.

Cubdimyatt created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cubdimyatt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cubdimyatt, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cubdimyatt's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cubdimyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.