Yarptikfom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish dryad.

Yarptikfom created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarptikfom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yarptikfom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yarptikfom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yarptikfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Yarptikfom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.