Fumdosszagbed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate lizard.

Fumdosszagbed created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumdosszagbed, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fumdosszagbed, she will turn you into a mole.

Fumdosszagbed's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fumdosszagbed's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.