Yakbunstip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless beaver.

Yakbunstip created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbunstip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakbunstip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yakbunstip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yakbunstip's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yakbunstip.