Fedgebgam Nulwigdob Rowkabyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic goose.

Fedgebgam Nulwigdob Rowkabyatt created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgebgam Nulwigdob Rowkabyatt, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedgebgam Nulwigdob Rowkabyatt, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fedgebgam Nulwigdob Rowkabyatt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fedgebgam Nulwigdob Rowkabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.