Migcan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy hare.

Migcan created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Migcan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Migcan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Migcan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the south.

5. Never mention eagles.