Renhanjat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless goose.

Renhanjat created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Renhanjat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Renhanjat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Renhanjat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Renhanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if seven ants approach from the south.