Fotvograk is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody bee.

Fotvograk created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotvograk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fotvograk, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fotvograk's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fotvograk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. You must pray to Fotvograk four times a day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect seven tin sculptures of Fotvograk on top of important buildings.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.