Dissmutsat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate owl.

Dissmutsat created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissmutsat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dissmutsat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dissmutsat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dissmutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. You must love Dissmutsat.

3. Hide if six tortoises approach from the east.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.