Rowbopjat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented wasp.

Rowbopjat created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowbopjat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowbopjat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rowbopjat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rowbopjat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Put Rowbopjat first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.