Wadnanfabhasflag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane coyote.

Wadnanfabhasflag created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnanfabhasflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadnanfabhasflag, he will jump up and down on your head.

Wadnanfabhasflag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wadnanfabhasflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.