Cedbasskad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, kind finch.

Cedbasskad created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbasskad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedbasskad, it will not care at all.

Cedbasskad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cedbasskad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not speak about turnips.