Onttondit is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical
giraffe.
Onttondit created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Onttondit, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Onttondit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Onttondit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Onttondit's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never go into indigo rooms.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always obey Onttondit's priests.
5. Always look after injured ducks.