Onttondit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical giraffe.

Onttondit created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Onttondit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Onttondit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Onttondit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Onttondit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Onttondit's priests.

5. Always look after injured ducks.