Hanbotbem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind yak.

Hanbotbem created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbotbem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanbotbem, it will turn you into a slug.

Hanbotbem's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hanbotbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Hanbotbem first in all things.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.