Ponhudgut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical parrot.

Ponhudgut created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhudgut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ponhudgut, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ponhudgut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ponhudgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ponhudgut on top of all buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.