Mobbusbut is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest
swallow.
Mobbusbut created humankind twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Mobbusbut, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Mobbusbut, he will throw large rocks at you.
Mobbusbut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Mobbusbut's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never wear ear rings.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Manatees are not to be trusted.