Mobbusbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest swallow.

Mobbusbut created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobbusbut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobbusbut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mobbusbut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mobbusbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.