Cimbinstan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent fish.

Cimbinstan created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimbinstan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimbinstan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cimbinstan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cimbinstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed bananas to eagles while wearing purple kilts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimbinstan.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.