Safcumomin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying swan.

Safcumomin created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safcumomin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Safcumomin, it will turn you into a tree.

Safcumomin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Safcumomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never think about comets.