Watbagpang is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient hippopotamus.

Watbagpang created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbagpang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Watbagpang, he will turn you into a rat.

Watbagpang's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Watbagpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple kilts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the west.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.