Watbagpang is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient
hippopotamus.
Watbagpang created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Watbagpang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Watbagpang, he will turn you into a rat.
Watbagpang's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Watbagpang's Holy Commandments1. Never wear purple kilts.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the west.
4. Never write about comets.
5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.