Camfotomtbushotlab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy wasp.

Camfotomtbushotlab created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfotomtbushotlab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camfotomtbushotlab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camfotomtbushotlab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Camfotomtbushotlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.