Hamtanquat is a god.
She takes the form of a large, self-confident
zebra.
Hamtanquat created parasitic wasps two million years ago.
If you believe in
Hamtanquat, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Hamtanquat, she will turn you into a frog.
Hamtanquat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Hamtanquat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
3. Always look after injured seals.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not speak about lentils.