Hamtanquat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident zebra.

Hamtanquat created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Hamtanquat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hamtanquat, she will turn you into a frog.

Hamtanquat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hamtanquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not speak about lentils.