Bellhubjap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able monkey.

Bellhubjap created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellhubjap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellhubjap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bellhubjap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bellhubjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.