Arfpasabgum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive giraffe.

Arfpasabgum created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Arfpasabgum, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arfpasabgum, it will be very sad.

Arfpasabgum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Arfpasabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never laugh near monkeys.