Straghenfadstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, quiet clam.

Straghenfadstig created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Straghenfadstig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Straghenfadstig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Straghenfadstig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Straghenfadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Straghenfadstig five times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Straghenfadstig on top of all buildings.