Fitbondid Sagfedquim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring spider.

Fitbondid Sagfedquim created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitbondid Sagfedquim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fitbondid Sagfedquim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fitbondid Sagfedquim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fitbondid Sagfedquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.