Habmigxen Botsafnadnatnanqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, clever tapir.

Habmigxen Botsafnadnatnanqueeg created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Habmigxen Botsafnadnatnanqueeg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Habmigxen Botsafnadnatnanqueeg, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Habmigxen Botsafnadnatnanqueeg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Habmigxen Botsafnadnatnanqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Habmigxen Botsafnadnatnanqueeg loves ants, so they must be honoured.